Bill WattersonCALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.
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Calvin has discovered the secret of the universe. He is the only one who can take himself to the future and skip this assignment. The invention of time machines would take him back to yesterday and he would be able to give himself a second chance at the assignment.
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